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Mr Drew Brees

My names Daniel Chlimper and I am the proud owner of you in my fantasy league. As I am sure that you receive many letters like this, I would extremely appreciate if you put up at least 30 points every week. Recently i received a bid to the fraternity Pi Kappa Alpha, also known as Pike, and I proudly say with zero doubt in my mind; We are THE best fraternity at Florida State. You see, I was at school this summer taking two classes and I met alot of new people and made alot of new friends. Only issue is that 10 out of the remaining 11 in my league have joined what you can call a rival fraternity, Delta Phi Delta, also know as Delt. They may or may not be inferior to Pike. . .

Unfortunatley, my team did not turn out as well i had anticipated. I actually sent a group chat the night before our draft to all the other players and warned them in advance for the beating i will be placing on them. This is where you come in Drew. You are coming off one of the best seasons in your life, not to mention just overtook the record for most passing yards in one single season by the legendary Dan Marino, and i NEED you to tear it up. I understand there has been a lot going on with your saints in this past offseason, but you need to step up and truly lead this team. Lets be real though, we all know you have been running the team since you came there from San Diego.

I really didn't want to have to say this but i feel it will stress the importance for you to perform at your highest level. Make sure you are passing the ball all three downs when you are in the red zone and whenever you are forced to hand the ball off, fumble it and run for the end zone for the six. Not to mention i will be 300 dollars wealthier.


I know you won't disappoint.

Daniel